Patient: $CRACKED Room: 4AM Sleep: 0 hrs Status: critically bullish
cam 01 · live

He's not on crack.
He's just cracked.

One green candle and his whole body reacts.

No está en crack. Es un crack.

Heart rate112
Screen time19h
Sold0

ECG · lead II

Chart he's staring at

CA: 8dCoAkkTBmBodeXWLXt2bUgtRNwcu5zhu4V8bNHEpump
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Symptoms

Observed in the patient between midnight and 4am. Every night.

Diagnosis

Name
$CRACKED
Condition
Cracked. Not on crack. There's a difference.
Cause
Staring at 1-second candles since 2021.
Treatment
None. He refuses to sell.
Prognosis
Up only, emotionally.

He's a hollow black line drawing. No color on him. The only color in his world is the candles, green when he's happy and red when he's not.

In Spanish, being un crack means you're a legend. That's him. Not on crack. Es un crack.